1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.
2. The next time you and your buddies joke about armed women in combat, take a poll to see which of you successfully aim at the toilet rim.
3. If we're watching football with you--it's not bonding--it's their butts.
4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever you have to say after the movie.
5. It s not her fault when she scores higher while you both play games..It comes naturally
6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.
7. If you were really looking for an honest answer, you wouldn't ask in bed.
8. The next time you joke about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused by men.
9. If only women gossip, how do you and your friends keep track of "who's easy"?
10. Keep complaining about how long your girlfriend takes to get ready, you'll soon find yourself complaining how careless she has become.
