Just wonderin........

Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dogs name was mypenis?

- Mypenis ate my homework.
- Oh no, mypenis is frothing at the mouth.
- Sorry i'm late, i was playing with mypenis.
- I'm sorry, officer. i didnt realise i had to keep mypenis on a leash.
- Mypenis doesn't come when i call it.
- Mypenis likes to crawl between the legs of guests.
- I love giving mypenis a bath.
- At night, i sleep with mypenis in my hands.
- Mypenis likes it when people stroke him.
- Mypenis needs to get more exercise. he weighs over fifty pounds.
- Playing with mypenis really wears me out.
- Would you like to see a picture of mypenis?
- I think mypenis has a mind of its own.
- I keep a picture of mypenis in my wallet.
- Whenever i get lost, mypenis points me in the right direction.
- I think mypenis is getting old because he wont get excited anymore, he just plays dead.
- Mypenis got out last night. i think he's sleeping with the lady next door.
- Mypenis loves to chase pussies in dark alleys.
- Help, i cant find mypenis.
- Sorry to be driving so slow officer, but i was looking for mypenis.
- Sorry to be driving so fast officer, i have to take mypenis to the hospital.
- Mypenis gets excited whenever the postman comes.
- Oh no, something bit mypenis!

Lights Out!!

I was doing a specific research on sum dumb thing yesterday when all of a sudden the lights went out. I was hopeless and there was nuthing i could do about it becoz it had happened to the whole area where i was living. So, i had to do sumthing which didnt include any connection to what they call "electricty" [which by the way, we dont get to do much without it]...... I was bored to death, i had to do sumthin...so i tried takin sum pics of the candle which i had lit by then...
As i was in process with the action...there were sum comments like..."hhmpft, try not to burn the house down"...and like "pls blow the candle and do that stuff, wat ever u r doin..."...........duhhh , like they dont kno the main point here is the CANDLE....
Anyways..hope u like these. :)

I'll be there.......

I’ll be there wherever you are
Walk together with you
Just like your skies
Let the sun come out, I’ll become your shade
if you are alone, I’ll become your shadow
if you are disturbed, let me ease your mind
your presence have I learnt to live
you have spread the net of happiness
have you lost yourself or found everything
wherever you are, i am there too
i'll walk like this with you
just like your skies
let the gloomy clouds loom over me
let the restlessness attack me
let any hurtful talks come to me
my heart always thought of someone to be mine
someone who I won't keep secrets from
won't open my eyes; perhaps it's a dream
wherever you are so am I
I'll walk with you
like your skies

GUESS WHO!!!!!

Looky looky....heres someone all of us know.... famous.....

Any guesses???.......

Ps: anybody who guesses right, wil be awarded FREE coffee at ur own place...

Really Means.........

Some lines where men uses, when at times they dont want us to know the real hidden meanin of what they just said, we get it, yet, we keep it to ourselves so that they are satisfied thinking they made it look sweet and thoughtful........

"It's a guy thing." - Really means: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

"Can I help with dinner?" Really means: "Why isn't it already on the table?"

"Uh huh," "Sure, honey," or "Yes, dear." Really means: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.

"It would take too long to explain." Really means: "I have no idea how it works."

"I'm getting more exercise lately." Really means: "The batteries in the remote are dead."

"We're going to be late." Really means: "Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac."

"Take a break, honey, you're working too hard." Really means: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

"That's interesting, dear." Really means: "Are you still talking?"

"Honey, we don't need material things to prove our love." Really means: "I forgot our anniversary again."

"You expect too much of me." Really means: "You want me to stay awake."

"That's women's work." Really means: "It's difficult, dirty, and thankless."

"You know how bad my memory is." Really means: "I remember the theme song , the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the Vehicle Identification Numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."

"Oh, don't fuss. I just cut myself, it's no big deal." Really means: "I have severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit I'm hurt."

"I do help around the house." Really means: "I once put a dirty towel in the laundry basket."

"Hey, I've got my reasons for what I'm doing." Really means: "I sure hope I think of some reasons pretty soon."

"I can't find it." Really means: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

"What did I do this time?" Really means: "What did you catch me doing?"

"I heard you." Really means: "I have no idea what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."

"You look terrific." Really means: "Oh, please don't try on one more outfit. I'm starving."

"I missed you." Really means: "I can't find my sock drawer, the kids are hungry and we are out of toilet paper."

"I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are." Really means: "I'm lost. I have no idea where we are, and no one will ever see us alive again."

"We share the housework." Really means: "I make the messes, you clean them up."

"This relationship is getting too serious." Really means: "You're cutting into the time I spend with my truck."

"I don't need to read the instructions." Really means: "I am perfectly capable of screwing it up without printed help."

True Facts About Men

1. If you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach you're aiming too high.
2. Woman don't make fools of men -- most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
3. The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason: you're sick of him.
4. Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home. He probably lies about other things too.
5. A woman's work that is never done is the stuff she asked her husband to do.
6. If you want a nice man go for a bald one -- they try harder.
7. Go for younger men. You might as well -- they never mature anyway.
8. Men are all the same -- they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.
9. Definition of a man with manners -- he gets out of the bath to pee.
10. Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband, you will usually find that he is married
11. There are a lot of words you can use to describe men -strong, caring, loving -- they'd be wrong but you could still use them.
12. Men are like animals -- messy, insensitive and potentially violent -- but they make great pets.
13. Men's brains are like the prison system -- not enough cells per man.
14. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - "don't" and "stop"..
15. Husbands are like children -- they're fine if they're someone else's.

[Journey]

She was there.She didnt kno how, but she was right there. Wondered through the place, amazed yet comfortable and familiar. Before she knew it, she was flying around with the others. What made her wonder was, why she wasnt new. Forgot all her trouble. Travelling throught time....it didnt last forever...to know..she had to wake up. Wishing the journey to take her again....................she had to wait.