Today ..a so called holiday. I dunno Y they call this a holiday. I mean 5 days we work, the other 2 they call it holiday. But for sum people, its the hardest 2 days of the week. Yeah im speakin abt us gals. These 2 days are the only 2 days we get to do all the house work and stuff.Nuthing else, even if we wanted to. Sheesh. I wonder if we could make a change here. like givin Sunday as a Holiday as well...[im not expecting us to leave it as a "holiday" holiday even if we got that sunday..kekek].
It worries me coz men gets to enjoy the weekend at its fullest. Its not really fair u kno. They wud get up just in time for Hukuru..few of them that is. Then lunch..hang out with frends blah blah....Why cant that happn to us gals...we dont get to do much fun on weekends usually.hhmmpfft
Saturday, March 31, 2007
Thursday, March 29, 2007
BUG MSG
bzzzz.....Greetings fellow readers. This is Thuized speaking, whoever i am, u dont really need to know a detailed description of me. What u really need to kno is "why" and "what" im blabbering, or whatevering in here [btw,sory i usually use my own words here,nobody's fault if u didnt understand it]. The reason is IM just bored to death and needed to do sumthing that would make my parents proud....[now how did that come into this...] Anyway, i used to keep a pretty "Book" to myslef from a long time back...and it occured to me, damn it i can't copy and paste in certain cases...y the hel am i writing these on a stupid book [no offence dear book]. And i had a lot of time to kill these days at work...dats new.
So....just tried includin sum important stuff i had collected plus sum stuff i did once in a while.
Note [to men]: U may at times face things which may humor or annoy ur species. My aim here is not only to humor or annoy u,but also gain more ideas and facts about ur kind which wud lead us to a rich and useful knowledge. Thus, in cases where we hav nothing to do, theres nothing better than distribution and mockery over the provided information.
Thank You
So....just tried includin sum important stuff i had collected plus sum stuff i did once in a while.
Note [to men]: U may at times face things which may humor or annoy ur species. My aim here is not only to humor or annoy u,but also gain more ideas and facts about ur kind which wud lead us to a rich and useful knowledge. Thus, in cases where we hav nothing to do, theres nothing better than distribution and mockery over the provided information.
Thank You
Coincidence or not?
Here's a little part of US history which makes you go h-m-m-m.
- Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
- John F Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
- Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
- John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
- The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters.
- Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
- Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
- Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
- Both Presidents were shot in the head.
- Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
- Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln.
- Both were assassinated by Southerners.
- Both were succeeded by Southerners.
- Both successors were named Johnson.
- Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
- Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
- John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
- Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
- Both assassins were known by their three names.
- Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
- Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Kennedy.'
- Kennedy was shot in a car called 'Lincoln.'
- Booth ran from the theater and was caught in a warehouse.
- Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theater.
- Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
- And here's the kicker...
- A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
- A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
- Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
- John F Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
- Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
- John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
- The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters.
- Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
- Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
- Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
- Both Presidents were shot in the head.
- Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
- Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln.
- Both were assassinated by Southerners.
- Both were succeeded by Southerners.
- Both successors were named Johnson.
- Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
- Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
- John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
- Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
- Both assassins were known by their three names.
- Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
- Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Kennedy.'
- Kennedy was shot in a car called 'Lincoln.'
- Booth ran from the theater and was caught in a warehouse.
- Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theater.
- Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
- And here's the kicker...
- A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
- A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
MARRIAGE
- Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.
- The Three Ages of Marriage: Twenty is when you watch the TV after. Forty is when you watch the TV during. Sixty is when you watch the TV instead.
- My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.
- I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
- Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
- My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
- When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.
- I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.
- It is a sad fact that 50 percent of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the other half end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones!
- Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings ... and lawyers.
- In many instances, marriage vows would be more accurate if the phrase were changed to 'Until debt do us part'.
- Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
- Marriage can be viewed as the waiting room for death.
- I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late.
- The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
- A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband
- Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
- Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.
- They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.
- A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished
- I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.
- After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
- Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed
- I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
- The Three Ages of Marriage: Twenty is when you watch the TV after. Forty is when you watch the TV during. Sixty is when you watch the TV instead.
- My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.
- I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
- Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
- My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
- When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.
- I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.
- It is a sad fact that 50 percent of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the other half end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones!
- Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings ... and lawyers.
- In many instances, marriage vows would be more accurate if the phrase were changed to 'Until debt do us part'.
- Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
- Marriage can be viewed as the waiting room for death.
- I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late.
- The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
- A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband
- Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
- Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.
- They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.
- A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished
- I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.
- After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
- Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed
- I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
Tuesday, March 27, 2007
Monday, March 26, 2007
Job application
This is an actual job application that a 17-year-old boy submitted at a McDonald's restaurant in Florida....and they hired him because he was so honest and funny.
NAME: Greg Bulmash
SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
EDUCATION: Yes.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
SALARY: Was less than I'm worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and 'post-it' notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
AVAILABLE FOR WORK: Of course. That's why I'm applying.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30 – 3:30pm., Monday, Tuesday and Thursday.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UPTO 50lbs?: 50lbs. of what?
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION? : I may already be the winner of the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes.
DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job, no, on my breaks, yes.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb blond supermodel who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.
SIGN HERE: Aries.
NAME: Greg Bulmash
SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
EDUCATION: Yes.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
SALARY: Was less than I'm worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and 'post-it' notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
AVAILABLE FOR WORK: Of course. That's why I'm applying.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30 – 3:30pm., Monday, Tuesday and Thursday.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UPTO 50lbs?: 50lbs. of what?
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION? : I may already be the winner of the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes.
DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job, no, on my breaks, yes.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb blond supermodel who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.
SIGN HERE: Aries.
AMAZING FACTS ABOUT WOMEN...believe it or not..its true
Being a woman, i dont deny any of these....its all true. And thats why these facts makes us Special!
~ Women brush their hair before bed.
~ Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet; you 'just don't understand'.
~ Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they know you can hear them.
~ Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty.
~ Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are. That's why soap operas and Oprah Winfrey-type shows are so successful.
~ Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip.
~ Women do not know anything about cars. 'Oil-stick, oil doesn't stick?'
~ Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.
~ Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around when there's a spider or a wasp involved.
~ Women can't keep secrets. They eat away at them from the inside. And they don't view it as being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two or three people.
~ Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control.
~ Women especially love a bargain. The question of 'need' is irrelevant; so don't bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game.
~ Women never understand why men love toys. Men understand that they wouldn't need toys if women had an 'on/off' switch.
~ Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.
~ Women have better restrooms. They get the nice chairs and red carpet. Men just get a large bowl to share.
~ The average number of items in a typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
~ Women don't understand the appeal of sports. Men seek entertainment that allows them to escape reality. Women seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things could be.
~ Women can't refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matter what she's doing. It might be the lottery calling.
~ If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he'll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven day trip she'll pack 21 outfits because she doesn't know what she'll feel like wearing each day.
~ Women keep three different shampoos and two different conditioners in the shower. After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropical rain forest.
Any WOMAN who got new facts..pls do not hesitate to send me in, that would really make this rich. Main reason y i didnt invite MEN to send in was....it probably wouldnt make any sense anyway.
~ Women brush their hair before bed.
~ Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet; you 'just don't understand'.
~ Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they know you can hear them.
~ Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty.
~ Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are. That's why soap operas and Oprah Winfrey-type shows are so successful.
~ Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip.
~ Women do not know anything about cars. 'Oil-stick, oil doesn't stick?'
~ Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.
~ Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around when there's a spider or a wasp involved.
~ Women can't keep secrets. They eat away at them from the inside. And they don't view it as being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two or three people.
~ Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control.
~ Women especially love a bargain. The question of 'need' is irrelevant; so don't bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game.
~ Women never understand why men love toys. Men understand that they wouldn't need toys if women had an 'on/off' switch.
~ Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.
~ Women have better restrooms. They get the nice chairs and red carpet. Men just get a large bowl to share.
~ The average number of items in a typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
~ Women don't understand the appeal of sports. Men seek entertainment that allows them to escape reality. Women seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things could be.
~ Women can't refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matter what she's doing. It might be the lottery calling.
~ If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he'll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven day trip she'll pack 21 outfits because she doesn't know what she'll feel like wearing each day.
~ Women keep three different shampoos and two different conditioners in the shower. After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropical rain forest.
Any WOMAN who got new facts..pls do not hesitate to send me in, that would really make this rich. Main reason y i didnt invite MEN to send in was....it probably wouldnt make any sense anyway.
Sunday, March 25, 2007
A call to technical support
Caller: Hi, our printer is not working.
Customer Service: What is wrong with it?
Caller: Mouse is jammed.
Customer Service: Mouse? And how it is related to printer?
Caller: Mmmm.. Wait, I will send a picture.
...............................
Thursday, March 22, 2007
A translation
My dawn, day and nights
everything I see, you are my world
I see you even through the minutes I pass by;
And I’m the perfect moment in your life.
How can you resist without me, away from your life?
I read from your eyes and wrote it in my heart
You have become my aim and reason to live
Your smile, your self; makes you different from others
Your eyes mesmerizing, your face reflects beauty
Yet you are in pain.
Pain, but to a beautiful reason
What is it that you hide in your heart?
Tell me what troubles you.
What makes you punish yourself?
everything I see, you are my world
I see you even through the minutes I pass by;
And I’m the perfect moment in your life.
How can you resist without me, away from your life?
I read from your eyes and wrote it in my heart
You have become my aim and reason to live
Your smile, your self; makes you different from others
Your eyes mesmerizing, your face reflects beauty
Yet you are in pain.
Pain, but to a beautiful reason
What is it that you hide in your heart?
Tell me what troubles you.
What makes you punish yourself?
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