Examples Of Body Language

NONVERBAL BEHAVIOR --- INTERPRETATION
Brisk, erect walk --- Confidence
Standing with hands on hips --- Readiness, aggression
Sitting with legs crossed, foot kicking slightly --- Boredom
Sitting, legs apart --- Open, relaxed
Arms crossed on chest --- Defensiveness
Walking with hands in pockets, shoulders hunched --- Dejection
Hand to cheek --- Evaluation, thinking
Touching, slightly rubbing nose --- Rejection, doubt, lying
Rubbing the eye --- Doubt, disbelief
Hands clasped behind back --- Anger, frustration, apprehension
Locked ankles --- Apprehension
Head resting in hand, eyes downcast --- Boredom
Rubbing hands --- Anticipation
Sitting with hands clasped behind head, legs crossed --- Confidence, superiority
Open palm --- Sincerity, openness, innocence
Pinching bridge of nose, eyes closed --- Negative evaluation
Tapping or drumming fingers --- Impatience
Steepling fingers --- Authoritative
Patting/fondling hair --- Lack of self-confidence; insecurity
Tilted head --- Interest
Stroking chin --- Trying to make a decision
Looking down, face turned away --- Disbelief
Biting nails --- Insecurity, nervousness
Pulling or tugging at ear --- Indecision

Lines

Ever heard of crazy Men?..... A lot, right?
wel heres a little example of it:
Ive known men who believe that women hav all the fake lines to hit on guys. Im not saying we dont use lines, but Fake lines? not realy. And i hav a reasonable explanation for this as well. We dont need fake lines to hit on men, they just comes to us with just a bit of help with an eye contact and that sweet little curve (no matter what direction) on our lips...Thats how easy it is. Where as Men try all their lines just for that little smile on our face.
They mostly think that if we hav a decent conversation with a guy...its a way of luring them or we r flirting with them. aint that ridiculous? maybe they havnt heard themself flirting with women.
We do flirt. I do admit it.But the method is much more complicated and makes sense. Unlike the lines that men use 99% of their flirting.
This is a proven fact. Let me share a certain incident
There was this guy, he used to call a certain girl. What he did was he made up a 100% fake story just to get her attention.But the girl knew what he was sayin was all insane. I mean it was obvious.
Wel, he was sayin a certain girl was after him and life was miserable. Seems he didnt like the girl and he was trying his level best to get away. This guy said he even couldnt sleep, coz the girl was annoying him late night too. Said she was at his doorstep at midnight at his house and was calling him..sheesh. He couldnt even come up with a better story. Anyway, seems he was in real depression those days and he needed a very close frend.(BTW, he had a best frend already, i wonder wat he was there for)...So this girl he calls, got the hint he was making up the whole story, so she called his best frend....and there..he's busted. See? aint that a good example of how lame a person can get?
Im not sayin its a bad thing flirting...Flirt..but with true facts, not with these kinda lame stories, which may lead to a very bad situation.And my point here is that it is MEN who should be aware of this, coz its them most of the time who make this mistake.
Some fake lines practiced by men:
- "What beautiful eyes you got!!" - Like we dont use a mirror!!..hah
- "Anyman would die for you!!" - We know all men are idiotic enuf to really do that
- "Am i disturbing you, if so, tell me, ill call you later when you are free" - This one is used ,when in terms even if he knows we arnt busy,..just to be nice!
- "I'll always be there for you, no matter what.." - A line where the end of the sentence is hidden:..."I'll always be there for you, no matter what...but only times exept football matches, coffee with my frends, boys day out for girl hunting, times where great movie on TV ....etc etc"
- "I love kids" - Only when she's lookin.
- "I bet you'd be a gineous in bed!!" - Its a cheap invitation
- "You are different from all the others i've met" - blah blah blah

Calvin and Hobbes

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121 - Understanding Your Incompetence
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211 - How Not to Act Younger Than Your Children
212 - You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
213 - Honest - You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise, Especially Naked

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220 - Omitting "@#%&*@" From Your Vocabulary
221 - Fluffing the Blanket After Farting is NOT Necessary
222 - Real Men Ask for Directions
223 - Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay

Time Table

Ps. A normal office timetable practiced by employees of this generation

IMPORTANT POINTS

These are important stuff that a woman should keep in mind whilst in contact with a man:

- Never have eye to eye contact unless you are attracted to him or u want to flirt with him. Eye to eye contact may give a hint to him that u r interested in him.
- Do not laugh frequently. Men normally consider a smile is a positive sign towards him (I know ......hopeless)
- At times of proposals on dating and if you are not interested; never let him believe you are self conscious. He may think you are fragile and weak hearted that you may never want to hurt his feelings when proposed.
- Feel free to say what ever you feel towards him. Note: Important to arrange your words in a way that it’s not rude.
- If he stares at your boobs continuously....start staring at his dick
- He invites you to a coffee, Just give him the idea that’s this is not going to be a date...make it just a casual coffee.
- If you never want to see a man again, say, 'I love you, I want to marry you. I want to have children...' – on your first date
- To keep a man attached to you talk about himself and he will listen for hours.
- A man with a pierced ear: They think its "cool", whereas we think its Gay
- If a man brings you flowers for no reason, actually there is a reason.
- Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.
- The three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'
- A genius is a man who can rewrap a new shirt and not have any pins left over. This can be a simple test to check his intelligence.
- Whenever u date a guy, u think, is this the man u want ur children to spend their weekends with?
- Never expect a man to admit he weakness….it never works
- Remember the saying: “Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river”
- Never tell a man (who flirts with u) your real age unless you like him.
- Don’t give him your phone number to him on a first sight. See if he is manly enough that he takes the risk of meeting u face to face.
- He doesn’t show up ….no one can blame u if u considered him to be a “coward” at this stage.
- Do not take the risk of expecting him to celebrate any occasions…most men hates celebrating although they do it just for the fear of the fragile heart of their beloved.(ps. It’s sweet btw)
- Men often don’t show their true feelings. Why? Because they don’t have any.
- To attract men, wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior'- It ought to work
- Before marriage, men are exciting and alive. After marriage, men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: a drink, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control
- Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

More Flowers....

Love for You

Let me sometimes think,the truth that never change

My love for You, forever sojourn

When times at, I miss your smile.

That never fades from my memory.

The days that brings us together,my life turns full of joy

And when times we part,to wonder 'do I dare?'

I question my heart.

Ever forget the smile

that,bears bliss to my mind

Time to turn back and descend the stairs

in hope of reaching out for you.

And have you known, the arms are already wide

for my love, to be wrapped in mean

and truth, the ever love for you.

QUOTE

"There are only two kinds of men - the dead and the deadly."

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Just came into office...had a little nap after wakin up at the usual time.Its all someone's fault. I was on da fone til very late last night. And couldnt wake up today. He's not gettin away with this. He's in big trouble. Now he owes me a coffee.

April Fools

Its been a while since i was April Fooled. We used to pull pranks when we were in school.hehe..Lemme tel ya about a certain April.
[1996..grade 8, Aminiya School] Me and my best frends (there were 4 of us) came home from school after a normal fun day at school. We usually spent around 1/2 hr after school, outside..just havin sum fun (u kno how tiring studying is)..anyways..i had just got in and were gona have lunch when all of a sudden, there was a call. It was poisonivy (not real name), she called and gav me the sad news that mariyambu (not real name either) she just had an accident at home. Poisonivy said that mariyambu broke a glass on her feet and she was taken to the hospital immediately. I was shocked. i was getting ready to go to hospital when there was call number 2. It was Kavvalhey (again not real name).She sounded even more horrified. And gues what...she told me that POISENIVY had just broke a glass on her feet and was taken to the hospital..kekek....how silly can one get?? They were dumb enuf to mix the plan up....kekek
I told her im goin to hospital now..and to meet me there.
I called Mariyambu and told her that KAVVALHEY had an accident and related the same story..there she got the point that they were busted...this was one hillarious prank we pulled on ourselves....kekekkekekke
[FYI: Kavvalhey is no longer an active member in our group..Its just me, Poisonivy and Mariyambu. We've been best frends since 1996.Although me and poisonivy been buddies since we were registerd as earthlings...]

This year i was Fooled.. but i dont want to go into much deatils abt it
Let me giv a brief about the incident
I was in office when some of the guys from office, called and said there were pics of me in a certain website....n i fell for it..keke..
I searched and searched thru that site...cudnt find it
BTW: thank u captainhairchest for ur contribution in the search, although it was a waste..
Later on i knew i was foold...HMPFT

one of these days..they're gonna pay for it (i hope)

My status today

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(ps. a fruit basket and some flowers wud make me feel much better)

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