The top ten things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day
10. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for boobs too.
09. Immediately go shopping.............
08. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
07. Get picked up in a café in less than 10 minutes.
06. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
05. Make sure to use 100% protection, in order to avoid ending up being pregnant
04. Finally feel what it is like to live in a dump
03. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.
02. Have the certain urge to clean up any place u come across.
01. Never have to reach down every so often to make sure your privates are still there.
The top ten things women would do if they woke up and had a penis for a day
10. get a better paid Job.
9. Finally hits you where you feel, this is the look where they see when you are talking to a woman, and picturing her naked.
8. Feel what it’s so great when u whistle or try a line to a girl who u just ran into.
7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.
6. U don’t shave…..and nobody notices!
5. find out what its like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.
4. touch/shift yourself in public without thought to how improper it may seem.
3. jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.
2. understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a mans eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.
1. Finally gets to spend a day without being pathetically emotional.
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Your blog seems to point you in a direction where you hate all the guys and you seems to be loving the ways of a girl- Then again this is a free world- Anything which makes you happy :)
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