A few questions you might take the time to ponder.

1. Can you cry under water?
2. Why are you "in" a movie, but you're "on" TV?
3. Since bread is square, then why is most sandwich meat round?
4. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
5. Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up 10 times every hour?
6. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
7. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
8. Do cows have calf muscles?
9. Why aren't there bullet-proof pants?
10. Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?
11. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
12. Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
13. Why do they call it a TV "set" when you only get one?
14. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called "rush hour"?
15. If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?