Monday, March 26, 2007

AMAZING FACTS ABOUT WOMEN...believe it or not..its true

Being a woman, i dont deny any of these....its all true. And thats why these facts makes us Special!

~ Women brush their hair before bed.
~ Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet; you 'just don't understand'.
~ Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they know you can hear them.
~ Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty.
~ Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are. That's why soap operas and Oprah Winfrey-type shows are so successful.
~ Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip.
~ Women do not know anything about cars. 'Oil-stick, oil doesn't stick?'
~ Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.
~ Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around when there's a spider or a wasp involved.
~ Women can't keep secrets. They eat away at them from the inside. And they don't view it as being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two or three people.
~ Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control.
~ Women especially love a bargain. The question of 'need' is irrelevant; so don't bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game.
~ Women never understand why men love toys. Men understand that they wouldn't need toys if women had an 'on/off' switch.
~ Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.
~ Women have better restrooms. They get the nice chairs and red carpet. Men just get a large bowl to share.
~ The average number of items in a typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
~ Women don't understand the appeal of sports. Men seek entertainment that allows them to escape reality. Women seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things could be.
~ Women can't refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matter what she's doing. It might be the lottery calling.
~ If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he'll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven day trip she'll pack 21 outfits because she doesn't know what she'll feel like wearing each day.
~ Women keep three different shampoos and two different conditioners in the shower. After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropical rain forest.

Any WOMAN who got new facts..pls do not hesitate to send me in, that would really make this rich. Main reason y i didnt invite MEN to send in was....it probably wouldnt make any sense anyway.

3 comments:

ZINGMENOT said...

Well i am no WOMAN but i do know this from years of experience. "WOMEN MISGUIDE MEN TO JUMP INTO WRONG CONCLUSIONS, WHICH MAKES MEN THE VICTIMS, AND FYKI I'D LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT 99% OF WOMEN NEEDS PSYCHOLOGICAL HELP." KE KE KE KE

thuized said...

i was sure i didnt invite MEN'S ideas for this..hmmm

ZINGMENOT said...

well its the truth dear. kekekek besides its FREEDOM OF SPEECH.

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