Examples Of Body Language

NONVERBAL BEHAVIOR --- INTERPRETATION
Brisk, erect walk --- Confidence
Standing with hands on hips --- Readiness, aggression
Sitting with legs crossed, foot kicking slightly --- Boredom
Sitting, legs apart --- Open, relaxed
Arms crossed on chest --- Defensiveness
Walking with hands in pockets, shoulders hunched --- Dejection
Hand to cheek --- Evaluation, thinking
Touching, slightly rubbing nose --- Rejection, doubt, lying
Rubbing the eye --- Doubt, disbelief
Hands clasped behind back --- Anger, frustration, apprehension
Locked ankles --- Apprehension
Head resting in hand, eyes downcast --- Boredom
Rubbing hands --- Anticipation
Sitting with hands clasped behind head, legs crossed --- Confidence, superiority
Open palm --- Sincerity, openness, innocence
Pinching bridge of nose, eyes closed --- Negative evaluation
Tapping or drumming fingers --- Impatience
Steepling fingers --- Authoritative
Patting/fondling hair --- Lack of self-confidence; insecurity
Tilted head --- Interest
Stroking chin --- Trying to make a decision
Looking down, face turned away --- Disbelief
Biting nails --- Insecurity, nervousness
Pulling or tugging at ear --- Indecision

Lines

Ever heard of crazy Men?..... A lot, right?
wel heres a little example of it:
Ive known men who believe that women hav all the fake lines to hit on guys. Im not saying we dont use lines, but Fake lines? not realy. And i hav a reasonable explanation for this as well. We dont need fake lines to hit on men, they just comes to us with just a bit of help with an eye contact and that sweet little curve (no matter what direction) on our lips...Thats how easy it is. Where as Men try all their lines just for that little smile on our face.
They mostly think that if we hav a decent conversation with a guy...its a way of luring them or we r flirting with them. aint that ridiculous? maybe they havnt heard themself flirting with women.
We do flirt. I do admit it.But the method is much more complicated and makes sense. Unlike the lines that men use 99% of their flirting.
This is a proven fact. Let me share a certain incident
There was this guy, he used to call a certain girl. What he did was he made up a 100% fake story just to get her attention.But the girl knew what he was sayin was all insane. I mean it was obvious.
Wel, he was sayin a certain girl was after him and life was miserable. Seems he didnt like the girl and he was trying his level best to get away. This guy said he even couldnt sleep, coz the girl was annoying him late night too. Said she was at his doorstep at midnight at his house and was calling him..sheesh. He couldnt even come up with a better story. Anyway, seems he was in real depression those days and he needed a very close frend.(BTW, he had a best frend already, i wonder wat he was there for)...So this girl he calls, got the hint he was making up the whole story, so she called his best frend....and there..he's busted. See? aint that a good example of how lame a person can get?
Im not sayin its a bad thing flirting...Flirt..but with true facts, not with these kinda lame stories, which may lead to a very bad situation.And my point here is that it is MEN who should be aware of this, coz its them most of the time who make this mistake.
Some fake lines practiced by men:
- "What beautiful eyes you got!!" - Like we dont use a mirror!!..hah
- "Anyman would die for you!!" - We know all men are idiotic enuf to really do that
- "Am i disturbing you, if so, tell me, ill call you later when you are free" - This one is used ,when in terms even if he knows we arnt busy,..just to be nice!
- "I'll always be there for you, no matter what.." - A line where the end of the sentence is hidden:..."I'll always be there for you, no matter what...but only times exept football matches, coffee with my frends, boys day out for girl hunting, times where great movie on TV ....etc etc"
- "I love kids" - Only when she's lookin.
- "I bet you'd be a gineous in bed!!" - Its a cheap invitation
- "You are different from all the others i've met" - blah blah blah

Calvin and Hobbes

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111 - Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4AM
112 - Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception
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121 - Understanding Your Incompetence
122 - At times, YOU, the Weaker Sex
123 - Reasons To Give Flowers

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202 - How to Put the Toilet Seat Down

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210 - The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
211 - How Not to Act Younger Than Your Children
212 - You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
213 - Honest - You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise, Especially Naked

Schedule (6):
220 - Omitting "@#%&*@" From Your Vocabulary
221 - Fluffing the Blanket After Farting is NOT Necessary
222 - Real Men Ask for Directions
223 - Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay

Time Table

Ps. A normal office timetable practiced by employees of this generation

IMPORTANT POINTS

These are important stuff that a woman should keep in mind whilst in contact with a man:

- Never have eye to eye contact unless you are attracted to him or u want to flirt with him. Eye to eye contact may give a hint to him that u r interested in him.
- Do not laugh frequently. Men normally consider a smile is a positive sign towards him (I know ......hopeless)
- At times of proposals on dating and if you are not interested; never let him believe you are self conscious. He may think you are fragile and weak hearted that you may never want to hurt his feelings when proposed.
- Feel free to say what ever you feel towards him. Note: Important to arrange your words in a way that it’s not rude.
- If he stares at your boobs continuously....start staring at his dick
- He invites you to a coffee, Just give him the idea that’s this is not going to be a date...make it just a casual coffee.
- If you never want to see a man again, say, 'I love you, I want to marry you. I want to have children...' – on your first date
- To keep a man attached to you talk about himself and he will listen for hours.
- A man with a pierced ear: They think its "cool", whereas we think its Gay
- If a man brings you flowers for no reason, actually there is a reason.
- Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.
- The three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'
- A genius is a man who can rewrap a new shirt and not have any pins left over. This can be a simple test to check his intelligence.
- Whenever u date a guy, u think, is this the man u want ur children to spend their weekends with?
- Never expect a man to admit he weakness….it never works
- Remember the saying: “Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river”
- Never tell a man (who flirts with u) your real age unless you like him.
- Don’t give him your phone number to him on a first sight. See if he is manly enough that he takes the risk of meeting u face to face.
- He doesn’t show up ….no one can blame u if u considered him to be a “coward” at this stage.
- Do not take the risk of expecting him to celebrate any occasions…most men hates celebrating although they do it just for the fear of the fragile heart of their beloved.(ps. It’s sweet btw)
- Men often don’t show their true feelings. Why? Because they don’t have any.
- To attract men, wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior'- It ought to work
- Before marriage, men are exciting and alive. After marriage, men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: a drink, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control
- Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

More Flowers....

Love for You

Let me sometimes think,the truth that never change

My love for You, forever sojourn

When times at, I miss your smile.

That never fades from my memory.

The days that brings us together,my life turns full of joy

And when times we part,to wonder 'do I dare?'

I question my heart.

Ever forget the smile

that,bears bliss to my mind

Time to turn back and descend the stairs

in hope of reaching out for you.

And have you known, the arms are already wide

for my love, to be wrapped in mean

and truth, the ever love for you.

QUOTE

"There are only two kinds of men - the dead and the deadly."

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Just came into office...had a little nap after wakin up at the usual time.Its all someone's fault. I was on da fone til very late last night. And couldnt wake up today. He's not gettin away with this. He's in big trouble. Now he owes me a coffee.

April Fools

Its been a while since i was April Fooled. We used to pull pranks when we were in school.hehe..Lemme tel ya about a certain April.
[1996..grade 8, Aminiya School] Me and my best frends (there were 4 of us) came home from school after a normal fun day at school. We usually spent around 1/2 hr after school, outside..just havin sum fun (u kno how tiring studying is)..anyways..i had just got in and were gona have lunch when all of a sudden, there was a call. It was poisonivy (not real name), she called and gav me the sad news that mariyambu (not real name either) she just had an accident at home. Poisonivy said that mariyambu broke a glass on her feet and she was taken to the hospital immediately. I was shocked. i was getting ready to go to hospital when there was call number 2. It was Kavvalhey (again not real name).She sounded even more horrified. And gues what...she told me that POISENIVY had just broke a glass on her feet and was taken to the hospital..kekek....how silly can one get?? They were dumb enuf to mix the plan up....kekek
I told her im goin to hospital now..and to meet me there.
I called Mariyambu and told her that KAVVALHEY had an accident and related the same story..there she got the point that they were busted...this was one hillarious prank we pulled on ourselves....kekekkekekke
[FYI: Kavvalhey is no longer an active member in our group..Its just me, Poisonivy and Mariyambu. We've been best frends since 1996.Although me and poisonivy been buddies since we were registerd as earthlings...]

This year i was Fooled.. but i dont want to go into much deatils abt it
Let me giv a brief about the incident
I was in office when some of the guys from office, called and said there were pics of me in a certain website....n i fell for it..keke..
I searched and searched thru that site...cudnt find it
BTW: thank u captainhairchest for ur contribution in the search, although it was a waste..
Later on i knew i was foold...HMPFT

one of these days..they're gonna pay for it (i hope)

My status today

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(ps. a fruit basket and some flowers wud make me feel much better)

Brighten up ur room!

One of my favourites ......
Sum kool simple ideas to brighten up ur room
More...http://www.candledesign.com.br/loja.html

Holiday..yay

Today ..a so called holiday. I dunno Y they call this a holiday. I mean 5 days we work, the other 2 they call it holiday. But for sum people, its the hardest 2 days of the week. Yeah im speakin abt us gals. These 2 days are the only 2 days we get to do all the house work and stuff.Nuthing else, even if we wanted to. Sheesh. I wonder if we could make a change here. like givin Sunday as a Holiday as well...[im not expecting us to leave it as a "holiday" holiday even if we got that sunday..kekek].
It worries me coz men gets to enjoy the weekend at its fullest. Its not really fair u kno. They wud get up just in time for Hukuru..few of them that is. Then lunch..hang out with frends blah blah....Why cant that happn to us gals...we dont get to do much fun on weekends usually.hhmmpfft

BUG MSG

bzzzz.....Greetings fellow readers. This is Thuized speaking, whoever i am, u dont really need to know a detailed description of me. What u really need to kno is "why" and "what" im blabbering, or whatevering in here [btw,sory i usually use my own words here,nobody's fault if u didnt understand it]. The reason is IM just bored to death and needed to do sumthing that would make my parents proud....[now how did that come into this...] Anyway, i used to keep a pretty "Book" to myslef from a long time back...and it occured to me, damn it i can't copy and paste in certain cases...y the hel am i writing these on a stupid book [no offence dear book]. And i had a lot of time to kill these days at work...dats new.
So....just tried includin sum important stuff i had collected plus sum stuff i did once in a while.
Note [to men]: U may at times face things which may humor or annoy ur species. My aim here is not only to humor or annoy u,but also gain more ideas and facts about ur kind which wud lead us to a rich and useful knowledge. Thus, in cases where we hav nothing to do, theres nothing better than distribution and mockery over the provided information.
Thank You

Coincidence or not?

Here's a little part of US history which makes you go h-m-m-m.

- Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
- John F Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
- Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
- John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
- The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters.
- Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
- Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
- Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
- Both Presidents were shot in the head.
- Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
- Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln.
- Both were assassinated by Southerners.
- Both were succeeded by Southerners.
- Both successors were named Johnson.
- Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
- Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
- John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
- Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
- Both assassins were known by their three names.
- Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
- Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Kennedy.'
- Kennedy was shot in a car called 'Lincoln.'
- Booth ran from the theater and was caught in a warehouse.
- Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theater.
- Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
- And here's the kicker...
- A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
- A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

MARRIAGE

- Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.
- The Three Ages of Marriage: Twenty is when you watch the TV after. Forty is when you watch the TV during. Sixty is when you watch the TV instead.
- My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.
- I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
- Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
- My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
- When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.
- I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.
- It is a sad fact that 50 percent of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the other half end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones!
- Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings ... and lawyers.
- In many instances, marriage vows would be more accurate if the phrase were changed to 'Until debt do us part'.
- Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
- Marriage can be viewed as the waiting room for death.
- I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late.
- The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
- A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband
- Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
- Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.
- They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.
- A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished
- I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.
- After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
- Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed
- I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.