1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.
2. The next time you and your buddies joke about armed women in combat, take a poll to see which of you successfully aim at the toilet rim.
3. If we're watching football with you--it's not bonding--it's their butts.
4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever you have to say after the movie.
5. It s not her fault when she scores higher while you both play games..It comes naturally
6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.
7. If you were really looking for an honest answer, you wouldn't ask in bed.
8. The next time you joke about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused by men.
9. If only women gossip, how do you and your friends keep track of "who's easy"?
10. Keep complaining about how long your girlfriend takes to get ready, you'll soon find yourself complaining how careless she has become.
3 comments:
this article, i gotta say, must be written by a woman whose been going through a pretty painful period. cuz for me, some of these 'tips' r hardly valid arguments & some of them duznt make sense. ( i said some)
lets start wit tip number..
1 - so duz tht mean u dnt change ur bras?
2 - successfully aim at the toilet rim? i wonder how many women have tried aiming at the toilet rim standing up!!
5 - this point is v illogical. & v nvr 'blame' a gal for scoring higher.
naturally, yeah... rite.. watevr.
6 - r u dating a 12 yr old?
8 - thts cuz the majority drivers are male!!!
10 - this is the only 'tip' i could find useful/true. but even though, its just amazing how some girls take ridiculously long to get ready.
yeah yeah go ahead you girls, say it, me being a guy will defend it. but this is more like being rational rather than typical, as a friend of mine told me.
anyway, dont take it too personally, u know i luv u ladies.. ;)
i knew id get it back sumthing like this..godd..ven i said tips..i thought i wud be of sum help to u guys.but gues it wasnt clear enuf for sum.Wel, u atleast by now wud think abt these points and try to figure out y i pointed it out.
1- "....our bras don't ALWAYS match our underwear..." - cmon, if v didnt change our bras, there wud ba time ven they both actually match..
2- wel, its sad that we dont actually waste our time braggin about our privates, in the toilet.
3-wel i just pointed that out on my personal experience, so cant say u guys dont do it.
6- this has got nuthin to do with who im dating..keke(dumbnut)
8- BUT u stil joke about it..RIGHT???
10- sad that most of u guys dont get it ..we do that just for the sake of u guys..its a fact that u guys wud want ur girl to luk as pretty as she can luk...we sacrifice the whole bunch of time, workin to make u ppl happy
so u saw it comin, in ur face!!!
"ven i said tips..i thought i wud be of sum help to u guys."
help us??? do u rili think claimin u gals do better at a game is considered a tip? tellin nt to drive wen we're not drivin is tips? thts hardly an advise 2 a 12 yr old! the whole thing is a kind of a claimed testament by a sum woman who suffering from a premature PMS!
1 - im gonna pretend i understood wat u said.
2 - who said anything abt braggin?? it was askd there to take a poll to see hw much of us successfully aim at the toilet rim, to which im challengin u gals to c hw much of u succeed in aimin standing up! standing... up! got it?
3 - i didnt comment on tip number 3, howevr... nvm. bt i gues ur refering to number 5 - if so, personal experience duznt add up to general public dho. u might b smart, bt nt al gals out there. could b pretty smart or jus pretty or utterly stupid :)
6 - i jus fnt think tht grown up adults would do tht, so thts y i askd if u ver goin out wit a 12yr old..
8 - v mite joke abt it, bt thts nt a legitimate rationale to giv against it.
10 - cmon, nw ur talkin beyond rysonable standards. it definitely wont take tht long to luk beautiful. i did say "ridiculously long".. & dnt giv us tht "al this beauty is jus for u" r u sayin tht theres nt evn a slightest bit for urself? r u sayin tht girls, GIRLS, r tht... unselfish???
i rest my case.
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