Restroom Study

A PSYCHOLOGICAL STUDY OF TYPES OF MEN IN THE REST ROOM

EXCITABLE: Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.
SOCIABLE: Joins friends in piss, if he has to or not.
NOSEY: Looks into urinal to see how other guy is fixed.
CROSSEYED: Looks into urinal to the left, pisses into one in the middle, flushes the one on the left.
TIMID: Cannot urinate if someone is watching. Flushes urinal as if he had gone, sneaks back later.
INDIFFERENT: All urinals are being used, he pisses in sink.
CLEVER: No hands, shows off by fixing tie, looks around, pisses on the floor.
WORRIED: Is not sure of what he has been doing lately, makes quick inspection.
FRIVOLOUS: Plays stream up and down urinal, tries to hit fly.
ABSENT MINDED: Opens vest, pulls on tie, pisses in pants.
DISGUSTED: Stands for awhile, gives up, walks away.
SNEAK: Farts silently while leaking, acts innocent, hopes that the man in the next stall will be blamed.
CHILDISH: Leaks directly into urinal bottom, likes to see the bubbles.
PATIENT: Stands very close for a long time, reads newspaper with his other hand.
EFFICIENT: Waits till he has to take a crap, then does both.
TOUGH: Bangs dong against urinal to dry it off.
FAT: Has to stand back to take a long blind shot at urinal, misses and pisses in shoe.
LITTLE: Stands on box, falls in urinal, drowns.
DRUNK: Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.
WITHDRAWN: Places feet in urinal, pisses down leg, thus eliminating noise.
IMPATIENT: Always in a hurry, pisses down back of guy using urinal in front of him.