Just wonderin........

Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dogs name was mypenis?

- Mypenis ate my homework.
- Oh no, mypenis is frothing at the mouth.
- Sorry i'm late, i was playing with mypenis.
- I'm sorry, officer. i didnt realise i had to keep mypenis on a leash.
- Mypenis doesn't come when i call it.
- Mypenis likes to crawl between the legs of guests.
- I love giving mypenis a bath.
- At night, i sleep with mypenis in my hands.
- Mypenis likes it when people stroke him.
- Mypenis needs to get more exercise. he weighs over fifty pounds.
- Playing with mypenis really wears me out.
- Would you like to see a picture of mypenis?
- I think mypenis has a mind of its own.
- I keep a picture of mypenis in my wallet.
- Whenever i get lost, mypenis points me in the right direction.
- I think mypenis is getting old because he wont get excited anymore, he just plays dead.
- Mypenis got out last night. i think he's sleeping with the lady next door.
- Mypenis loves to chase pussies in dark alleys.
- Help, i cant find mypenis.
- Sorry to be driving so slow officer, but i was looking for mypenis.
- Sorry to be driving so fast officer, i have to take mypenis to the hospital.
- Mypenis gets excited whenever the postman comes.
- Oh no, something bit mypenis!