Lines

Ever heard of crazy Men?..... A lot, right?
wel heres a little example of it:
Ive known men who believe that women hav all the fake lines to hit on guys. Im not saying we dont use lines, but Fake lines? not realy. And i hav a reasonable explanation for this as well. We dont need fake lines to hit on men, they just comes to us with just a bit of help with an eye contact and that sweet little curve (no matter what direction) on our lips...Thats how easy it is. Where as Men try all their lines just for that little smile on our face.
They mostly think that if we hav a decent conversation with a guy...its a way of luring them or we r flirting with them. aint that ridiculous? maybe they havnt heard themself flirting with women.
We do flirt. I do admit it.But the method is much more complicated and makes sense. Unlike the lines that men use 99% of their flirting.
This is a proven fact. Let me share a certain incident
There was this guy, he used to call a certain girl. What he did was he made up a 100% fake story just to get her attention.But the girl knew what he was sayin was all insane. I mean it was obvious.
Wel, he was sayin a certain girl was after him and life was miserable. Seems he didnt like the girl and he was trying his level best to get away. This guy said he even couldnt sleep, coz the girl was annoying him late night too. Said she was at his doorstep at midnight at his house and was calling him..sheesh. He couldnt even come up with a better story. Anyway, seems he was in real depression those days and he needed a very close frend.(BTW, he had a best frend already, i wonder wat he was there for)...So this girl he calls, got the hint he was making up the whole story, so she called his best frend....and there..he's busted. See? aint that a good example of how lame a person can get?
Im not sayin its a bad thing flirting...Flirt..but with true facts, not with these kinda lame stories, which may lead to a very bad situation.And my point here is that it is MEN who should be aware of this, coz its them most of the time who make this mistake.
Some fake lines practiced by men:
- "What beautiful eyes you got!!" - Like we dont use a mirror!!..hah
- "Anyman would die for you!!" - We know all men are idiotic enuf to really do that
- "Am i disturbing you, if so, tell me, ill call you later when you are free" - This one is used ,when in terms even if he knows we arnt busy,..just to be nice!
- "I'll always be there for you, no matter what.." - A line where the end of the sentence is hidden:..."I'll always be there for you, no matter what...but only times exept football matches, coffee with my frends, boys day out for girl hunting, times where great movie on TV ....etc etc"
- "I love kids" - Only when she's lookin.
- "I bet you'd be a gineous in bed!!" - Its a cheap invitation
- "You are different from all the others i've met" - blah blah blah